East Anglia, UK - Μartha McAllistair, 46, experienced a rare change in her body, as her breasts increased from size D to an impressive EEE, only within the last four months. Not inexplicably, according to her husband, who claims to have spent the last 20 years fondly caressing his wife's breasts, at least 2 hours per day, an act which, he states, had beneficial results to their size and well-being.
"I don't think I have a magic touch," says Larry McAllistair, 52. "It is something every man can do for his wife."
So, how does it work? Larry explains the phenomenon and analyses his methods: "Caressing, fondling, and groping; but also kissing, sucking, and licking them… All these actions enhance the flow of endorphins, helping the female body to react in such a positive way. And if there is no time for physical contact, one can simply stare at them with affection and also get good results."
"I don't think I have a magic touch. It is something every man can do for his wife."
Martha, remarried and mother of five, seems equally enthusiastic: "My previous husband would have been appalled. He almost hated my old boob-size; not to mention the current one... Thank God, Larry loves these two puppies!"
Overall, the couple seems very happy with the incident. "It's something new in our lives," they chant in unison. "At the end of the day, our relationship has seen several icebergs. We can definitely confront two more," said the wife.
Does Martha's case indicate that love and care can be a natural alternative to silicone implants? Endocrinologists are hesitant, but their skepticism does not seem to overshadow the couple's happiness.
Yesterday, Martha donated her obsolete D-sized brassieres, as well as a pair of before-and-after photographs to the Frederick's Lingerie Museum, in Hollywood.
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